From the same people that brought you Clomps, and Clomps 2.0 All Terrain, I present to you the Clomp Marten.
Wear an entire cow on your shoes as you tower over the competition. These boots are perfect for stomping on your enemies, kicking glassware, and getting a serious leg workout.
There is also a stash pocket in the the midsole that can hold all sorts of treasures, wallets, candy, umbrellas, brooms, you name it.
They are also eco friendly, as the the cow blood that is usually wasted is repurposed into dye for the midsoles.
Get your pair now, and you will immediately be able to see the difference in your life.